Five Hilariously Good Reasons to Not Read “Love Swipe Blackmail”

Warning: This blog has been authored by Mahima Khandelwal, the arch frenemy of Anju Nagpal who wrote Why You Should Swipe Right on “Love Swipe Blackmail”.

1 – You Value Sleep Over Suspense

    If you prefer your dreams to be peaceful and your nights uninterrupted, then “Love Swipe Blackmail” might not be for you. Indian suspense thriller novels like this one are notorious for keeping readers awake with their nail-biting tension. Nitish Bhushan’s storytelling will have you turning pages faster than you can swipe right, leaving you bleary-eyed but utterly hooked. Sleep is overrated anyway, right?

    2 – You Can’t Handle Plot Twists

    If you enjoy predictable plots and like to know what’s coming next, beware of Indian thriller authors like Bhushan. “Love Swipe Blackmail” is packed with more twists and turns than a Bollywood dance number. One minute you’re chuckling at a witty dialogue, the next you’re gasping at an unexpected betrayal. It’s an emotional roller coaster, and if you’re not up for the ride, better stick to something more straightforward, like a cookbook.

    3 – Your Online Dating App Will Feel Boring

    After reading this Indian suspense novel, your own dating life might seem painfully mundane. Bhushan’s depiction of online dating is full of excitement, danger, and blackmail—far more thrilling than your average match-and-chat routine. Once you’ve experienced the high-stakes world of “Love Swipe Blackmail,” swiping through profiles might feel like watching paint dry.

    4 – You Have a Weak Heart

    Do you get easily startled? Do plot twists make your heart race? Then you might want to avoid this thriller. Indian thriller authors like Bhushan are experts at building suspense and delivering shocks. “Love Swipe Blackmail” is designed to keep you on the edge of your seat, and if your heart can’t handle the excitement, you might want to play it safe with a nice, calm romance novel instead.

    5 – You Dislike Laughing While on the Edge

    If you prefer your thrillers to be all doom and gloom, “Love Swipe Blackmail” will surprise you. Bhushan’s wit and humour shine through, even in the most suspenseful moments. Indian suspense novels often have a serious tone, but this one will have you laughing out loud while simultaneously clutching the book in suspense. If you can’t handle the whiplash between laughter and tension, perhaps another book would be more suitable.

    In conclusion, “Love Swipe Blackmail” is a roller coaster of emotions, suspense, and humour. If any of these reasons resonate with you, you might want to give it a pass. But if you’re up for a thrilling, hilarious adventure, then dive right in!

    Nitish Bhushan’s note: Mahima is a hell of a writer herself! She and Anju are Jai & Veeru in every sense of being friends. God bless their friendship.

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